Shoutout to the cute military boy from Amsterdam who fucked me at night and in the morning, held me in his arms as we slept in his twin bed lol then made me a terrible egg sandwich for breakfast :)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

literallysame:

we are terrible people

Ahlam Mosteghanemi (via marinelayer)
“No one stays for you.
Everybody stays depending on their need for you.”

soundlyawake:

vinebox:

can a clap be offbeat with no music?

Kelly Osbourne looks so cute here

When someone you’ve been out with thinks they’re slick for not texting you back for days on end but you *genuinely* just don’t care lol like who is this?

langsettte:

girlwitch003:

im craving h so bad, someone in eastern massachusetts hit me up! im on vacation and i have monies $

LOOK AT HER DISGUSTING BUTT IT ONLY GOT 1 NOTE
ONE
NOTE 
AND WHY IS IT PINK? 

langsettte:

girlwitch003:

im craving h so bad, someone in eastern massachusetts hit me up! im on vacation and i have monies $

LOOK AT HER DISGUSTING BUTT IT ONLY GOT 1 NOTE

ONE

NOTE 

AND WHY IS IT PINK?