Shoutout to the cute military boy from Amsterdam who fucked me at night and in the morning, held me in his arms as we slept in his twin bed lol then made me a terrible egg sandwich for breakfast :)
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
When someone you’ve been out with thinks they’re slick for not texting you back for days on end but you *genuinely* just don’t care lol like who is this?